Bears

Scotch on the rocks.  No I don't want any fucking honey, what are you, retarded?

My girlfriend gave me a stuffed bear for Valentine's Day, and I amused myself to no end by making him speak like a drunken 45-year old who's given up on his dreams.

Mice

"Y-you know, hic! You're a grreat lissen'er..."

Notice how the mice farther away are a lighter colour.  ART SCHOOL DEGREE BABY.