Mice

"Y-you know, hic! You're a grreat lissen'er..."

Notice how the mice farther away are a lighter colour.  ART SCHOOL DEGREE BABY.

Spooning

Also, my multi-tool is in the living room.

For a decidedly more offensive version of today's comic, click here.

Evolution

Another interesting fact: It is said that you swallow on average 7 spiders a year in your sleep.  This is untrue.  Spiders love hot moist places so the real number is probably much higher.

I always kill every spider I ever see, I worry now I'm slowly instilling a sense of revenge in the survivors.

Adages

Hair? Cher? Care? Upton Sinclair? Damn it's hard to think with everything smelling like salmon.

I sent several versions of today's caption to my girlfriend.  She picked the final one, so if it isn't funny I blame her.

Buses

"Hey folks, we got about a five minute wait here while I do some pillaging."

Now that the technical problems have been sorted, you may all now feel the disappointment I felt when I realized the Norse Line will never be a real thing.

Shapes

Also, my cat still smells like shame and Jack Daniels.

I had to resist making a joke about right angles today.  You're all welcome.

Languages

Also, according to my calculations, national pride T-shirts are the next big thing.

Nothing like starting off a new semester with a joke about Asians.

Pirates

Come on me hearties! Only landlubbers don't seed!

I submitted today's sketch to The Pirate Bay.  They sometimes change the main logo on their frontpage with links to political issues like internet censorship or independent artists.  I've had this idea in my head for awhile, so I thought it would be appropriate.  More info here.

Also, today marks the day that Google, Reddit, Wikipedia, and hundreds of other sites black out in protest of SOPA and PIPA.  Join the fight by calling/writing your representatives and telling them to vote for a free and uncensored internet.

Dickens

Ah, Lord Wadsworth! I see you making eyes at the newest finery from the haberdasher.  Surely your wife's corset will need loosening tonight after spying such attire.

Grown Up

Oh look! Now made with whole wheat!...Oh wait, no, that's the box.

Lions

Later that week, Tom's grieving widow would discover that tom spent almost every thursday night watching my little pony AMVs on youtube until 2am.

Balloons

Day one of sketch blog. Spent more time thinking of blog title than drawing.