No really Jenna, he blew up when I told him I was cheating on him, I mean, I was just trying to do the right thing!
I should have added a third graph representing how sympathetic the listener is, but it would have just been a straight line (which isn't funny). What would be funny is a fourth graph depicting the derivative of graph three, which would accurately describe my belief the listener was, in fact, a moron.
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